Here's an infographic I whipped up over the past couple of days. Well, if you count the time I've been rattling around these hypothetical situations in my head, more like the past couple of weeks.
    Contrary to popular belief, I created this to be literal. Really, truly literal. I do not hope to entertain anyone with any of this. I sincerely made this in hopes that, if we're lucky enough to be the generation to make first contact, the person who makes it has read my poster and doesn't screw it up for us.
    Click on the thumbnail to see the full image.